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⚡ “Alfred, is love really the secret ingredient for good cooking?” “Actually sir, I’ve found...

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:02:03 +1000

⚡ “Alfred, is love really the secret ingredient for good cooking?”

“Actually sir, I’ve found disapproval works much better.”

Guys, Pro is so amazing. I don’t think you understand.

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:51:00 +1000

Guys, Pro is so amazing.

I don’t think you understand.

So, no judgement here please. But I am making a really irresponsible purchase. And there is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:34:00 +1000

So, no judgement here please. But I am making a really irresponsible purchase.

And there is something super cool that I could purchase, that is useless but beautiful. And it’s down from $80 to $40, but it’s like… $30 extra shipping (the shipping is already $86, ugh) and IT’S A LOT OF MONEY FOR SOMETHING USELESS BUT IT’S SO PRETTY AND I WORRY I’LL REGRET NOT BUYING IT but if I’m broke later I might regret buying it, omg.

Tough decisions here, guys.

⚡ Dick only recently figured out why Bruce used to send him home whenever Selina showed up on...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:01:54 +1000

⚡ Dick only recently figured out why Bruce used to send him home whenever Selina showed up on patrol.

I’m so indecisive. I have 3 short fic ideas I want to write, but I can’t decide so I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:30:00 +1000

I’m so indecisive.

I have 3 short fic ideas I want to write, but I can’t decide so I keep writing nothing.

⚡ Jason lets Damian win at arm-wrestles.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:41 +1000

⚡ Jason lets Damian win at arm-wrestles.

I’m still behind on responding to things, but I’m getting there. It’s probably for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:11:37 +1000

I’m still behind on responding to things, but I’m getting there. It’s probably for the best I have to go out now, haha. Wouldn’t want to flood your dashboards any more for a bit :D

Headcanon - I imagine that Dick has a fan with bat wing blades on it in his bedroom at his apartment. Alfred got it for him partly as a joke and partly because he wanted Dick to remember his family. By the way I love your writing. Just Like You is the first fanfiction I started to followed. I can't wait to see how it end.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:23:37 +1000

aAAAaaaAaa that’s really cute. He’d just lie there half-asleep and smile because he’s thinking of Bruce and Alfred, omg.

Based on your cold!Jason Headcannon: while his personality is rather extreme, Jason is far from comfortable in the extremes (though he'll never admit it, fuckers). Cold reminds him of his days on the street where he could never get himself warm enough, and deserts remind him of that one millisecond of burning heat before he died. But he deals because he's the motherfucking Red Hood and he's can do whatever the hell he wants.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:22:37 +1000

Aaaa that is depressing.

I personally think that Jason doesn’t reaaaally feel the cold any more? Like. He’s kind of huge. And buff. Plus I think he tends to have a lil bit of chub (just a tiny bit, like, on his belly– Alfred and chilidogs are the culprit), but I think when he was a kid, particularly on the streets, he would get super cold all of the time. And I think he’d burrow under Bruce’s arm on cold nights at the Manor, and also on patrol.

I think he’d mostly get listless in the heat though. Like. Lie down on the sofa in a tank and shorts, and just yell “IT’S HOT” occasionally. ~~Jason wilts like the precious flower he is.~~

Here's a headcanon I made up, just now, just for you. Ignore if rubbish: Bruce hid a tracker in all of Tim's shoes. He ALWAYS knows where his son is at. He just doesn't know what to say to him.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:11:46 +1000

/lies down

Headcanon: Woe betide the naive waiter or waitress who offers Damian a children's menu or, heaven forbid, a booster seat. The Waynes have been barred from more than one restaurant after Damian has fully expressed his outrage at this condescension.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:10:21 +1000

OH MY GOD. And I bet Dick always says yes to the colouring book and pencils. Then uses them himself, all the while being like “See Dami? Isn’t this fun?”

I CAN ALSO IMAGINE ONE TIME, WHERE THE FAMILY ALL ORDER CHILDREN’S MEALS JUST TO THOROUGHLY BEWILDER DAMIAN. LIKE, HIM SITTING THERE AND EATING HIS MEDIUM-RARE FILET MIGNON, AND BRUCE, DICK, TIM AND ALFRED ALL EATING VARIATIONS ON CHICKEN NUGGETS AND FRIES, COMPLETE WITH BABY-BOTTLES OF SOFT DRINK

Re: your headcanon about Damian's height complex - Damian is a little small for his age and has to wear smaller-sized clothing, like size 8. Alfred has to cut out and/or replace the tags in Damian's clothing with size 10 so he doesn't throw a fit every time he gets dressed.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:21 +1000

OMG LMAO. AND HE WRITES IN A WHITE FABRIC PEN ON THE INSOLES OF DAMI’S SHOES TO SAY THEY’RE A SIZE BIGGER THAN THEY ARE.

The reason Tim has such a large collection of things with other superheroes' logos on them is because when Tim first started as Robin, Bruce didn't care enough to discourage or prevent it like he did with the other boys.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:57:29 +1000

The tiniest stalker! And aww man, this is bleak and sad. Lil Robin!Tim so much on the fringes, that Bruce barely notices what he does and doesn’t wear. ;__;

Precious Neat-oh, what are your thoughts on each of the Batfam's favorite ice cream flavors?

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:51:02 +1000

Haha! Okay, imo…

Dick likes all the flavours. He likes all the plain ones and all the fancy ones and all kinds of sorbets and also big-ass sundaes with whipped cream and nuts and topping and bits of strawberry. If asked, he will answer “chocolate”.

Jason is neapolitan. No question.

Tim likes vanilla, and pistachio. Also he sometimes has a half-pint of B&Js Chunky Monkey hidden in the back of his freezer.

Damian never really ate ice-cream until recently, but he’s offended by the question because what is he, a child? He loves strawberry the best, but pretends it’s chocolate because he heard Dick say it was his favourite.

Headcanon: Tim has a very vague memory, from when he was sick with the Clench, of Alfred wrapping him up in a soft, warm blanket. He's not sure what blanket it was, or if he just dreamed it, but Alfred knows exactly which one it was. It was the quilt that used to be on Bruce's bed, back when Bruce was eight years old.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:37:35 +1000

CR1M MY HEART JUST BROKE AND IT HURT omg, I wonder if it’s like. The comfort quilt.

Alfred has used that quilt to comfort a few generations of sick or broken-hearted boys.

How well do you think the Batkids sing? (Not counting Jason, because we all know his voice is seriously fucking amazing.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:32:49 +1000

Okay! Imo, Dick is okay. His voice is very pleasant-sounding and he can hold a tune, but he’s not a very good… technical singer?

Jason, obviously, voice of a husky handsome angel.

Tim, I think, is a bit nasal and his voice is unsteady (esp when people are listening), but is not unpleasant to listen to! I think, depending on the song, he can be considered pretty good.

Damian… has probably never sang in his life. I think he’d be pretty good at at least mimicking sounds because he’s got that down, but idk how he’d go singing as Damian, you know?

I'm in love with you so here's a headcanon: Dick sleeps naked on silk sheets. It's a habit he got from Bruce, though Bruce wears clothes now that he has all these annoying kids in his house, but the first time Dick climbed in with him it.. felt so.. so nice.. And that's the story of why Dick sprawls and rolls and fidgets in his sleep. Because silk. Always silk.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:02:50 +1000

YES OMG. IMO, Dick is kind of gross (like, his house is gross, his habits, and stuff) but he is also surprisingly appreciative of luxury! Like, fancy-ass stuff. He’d wear cashmere and merino wool and just ALL THE NICE FABRICS bc he likes how they feel on his skin.

This is so cute oh man I’m picturing Dick just rolling from one end of the bed to the other, all night ahahah

My last 3 meals have been pizza. Whoops.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:38:08 +1000

My last 3 meals have been pizza.

Whoops.

⚡ Damian is still pretty sure Dick is mostly being sarcastic.

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:01:52 +1000

⚡ Damian is still pretty sure Dick is mostly being sarcastic.

⚡ Jason likes to joke he has “more guts” than Tim. But only since finding out about his spleen.

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:02:06 +1000

⚡ Jason likes to joke he has “more guts” than Tim. But only since finding out about his spleen.