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⚡ As a joke, Dick started to guide Damian’s behaviour using imaginary lists. (“Damian, for future reference? Strangling drug dealers ‘til they agree with you is on the Never Okay list, hmm?”, “Let’s put cussing at perps on the Only Sometimes Okay list, yeah?”) What he doesn’t know is that Damian makes careful note of these, and actually writes these lists– Never Okay, Very Rarely Okay, Only Sometimes Okay, and Almost Always Okay– and keeps them in the top drawer of his nightstand. They are colour coded.