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Title: The Conjugation of Timothy Drake
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PG13

incogneat-oh: ⚡ Tim says “I’m fine” like other people say “help me”.

Snippet: There is nothing to distinguish Tim without the vitality of his lies.

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Okay, tumblr keeps deleting my commentary on this ;__;

Lemme try reiterate; omg. This is gorgeous and heartbreaking, and Tim’s to-do list is ruining my soul because he is so terrified at the thought of disappointing ANYONE. And I really want Dick to frown, after he’s hung up, and to be like “….Tim sounded kind of upset and distracted” AND THEN TO GO AND BUY FOOD AND DROP BY TIM’S AND FIX HIM. 

The details in this were gorgeous. The blood soaking into his towels and his bookshelf organisation, and Tim worrying about orange juice.

I WAS MORE ARTICULATE THE FIRST THREE TIMES, BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: THIS IS LOVELY AND TUMBLR IS BALLS

<3

⚡ Tim says “I’m fine” like other people say “help me”.

⚡ For Bruce, Batman has always been about weakness– about failure. He failed to save his parents, he was too weak to ever let go of the pain and grief. But Robin has always been about strength, about overcoming obstacles. His children, he knows, are so much more resilient than he. 

Part of the reason Bruce was so surprised, almost angry to come back and find Dick under the Cowl, was that he didn’t want Dick to be like him; to fixate on his death and live in perpetual grief and pain.

⚡ HEY, YOU’VE REACHED DICK’S PHONE

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT YOU JUST MISSED ME

SO CALL BACK, MAYBE

infectedscrew:

incogneat-oh:

⚡ “I’ll get Alfred” is an incredibly popular threat around the Manor. It is also the only threat with a 100% success rate.

The British Are Coming -

Tim really rather hated dealing with Damian, even when it was at the bare minimum. He always left irritated and reciting more than one calming mantra. His bedroom pillows barely escaped unscathed, finding themselves under the bed by the end of the encounter.

This particular moment was no better.

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LMFAO perfect!! Omg, poor Alfred. His boys never really grow up. I’ll bet he has to break up arguments between Bruce and the boys all the time too.

I love, so very much, the image of Damian and Tim, half out of uniform, skidding down the halls of the Manor yelling “ALFRED!” late at night. And I think Tim’s gonna win this one. Just sayin’. 

⚡ When he gets very nervous, Damian parrots. 

Goin’ in to London! It’s my first day off hardcore classes lol;; Sadly, I hate the Olympics, so the fact it’s the first day will be nothing but inconvenient lol.
Hope you guys are all rad!!

⚡ “I’ll get Alfred” is an incredibly popular threat around the Manor. It is also the only threat with a 100% success rate.

⚡ Sometimes, the boys call Dick “Officer Grayson”. This always results in him throwing things at them.

⚡ When Dick finally made the connection between Tim getting sick a lot and him no longer having a spleen, he had a minor freak out. He went right to Tim’s room and wordlessly wrapped him up in a full-body hug, would shake his head and squeeze tighter when he asked what was wrong. Tim’s a patient person, so he just sat there and let Dick hug him for more than 40 minutes. Finally, Dick kissed his hair and said “love you”, but he was still very clingy for the next few weeks.
Tim still has no idea why.

⚡ Selina is forever calling Damian “Darius” and “Daniel” and “Dalton”, just to get a rise out of him. It never fails.

⚡ Most Some of Dick’s Robin training consisted of sitting still. Bruce would get him in a chair down in the Cave, and tell him to sit still and be quiet until Bruce said so.

(He was bad at it.)

⚡ One of Tim’s biggest fears, one that he barely acknowledges even in his heart of hearts, is that Alfred only sticks around because he’s an employee. Only pretends to care because it’s his job. He is desperately afraid that he’ll wake up one day to Alfred leaving for good, without even looking back.

⚡ Tim had an ant-farm, but they died.

Okay! So I am leaving this… relatively last minute (I am about to board the flight;;) but I am going on a hiatus. Mostly.

I am going overseas for four weeks. I don’t know how much I’ll be online, but I will queue some headcanons over the next few days. I’ll probably still be around-ish, but not posting much!

Peace <3

Preferably some stuff that is immediately interesting (I like literary classics as much as the next guy, but it’s a long flight and I am going for easy entertainment). I am also open to song-recs (it is a very long flight).

Please and thank you!

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OKAY SO it’s late, but I was determined to write something for Julie’s birthday. It’s short, I know, but I wrote Dick/Tim! Almost! Mostly.

This is the closest I can get ahhahaa;; the only time i try write a pairing ACTUALLY THE MOST AWKWARD;;

Characters: Dick, Tim, Bruce, Damian, Alfred.

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snippetsfromamelia:

incogneat-oh:

⚡ As a joke, Dick started to guide Damian’s behaviour using imaginary lists. (“Damian, for future reference? Strangling drug dealers ‘til they agree with you is on the Never Okay list, hmm?”, “Let’s put cussing at perps on the Only Sometimes Okay list, yeah?”) What he doesn’t know is that Damian makes careful note of these, and actually writes these lists– Never Okay, Very Rarely Okay, Only Sometimes Okay, and Almost Always Okay– and keeps them in the top drawer of his nightstand. They are colour coded.

Another one of ‘neat-oh’s headcanons that I had to make a fic for!

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This is gorgeous! Ohman, I’m still sick (and stupidly busy, which is a fantastic combo, I know), so it’s taken me far too long to tell everyone to GO AND READ THIS NOW! Damian is the cutest baby, aaaaaa, I loved the way you wrote him here. Realistic and also very precious. My favourite bit is how horrified he is at how many lists there are!

I also love the idea of Dick discovering it and not letting on- maybe using it to his advantage. “Hey lil’ D, cuddles for big brothers are on the Almost Always Okay list, yeah?”

Adorable. Thank you for posting!