May 2012
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⚡ Jason and Dick weren’t allowed TVs in their rooms until they were 14. They are extremely pissed off that Damian got one at 10.
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⚡ When Damian repeats a word he doesn’t know the meaning of, he mimics the voice that said it. This is entirely unconscious, and no one quite has the heart to tell him he does it.
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Five Lies
babybirdblues:
So this is based off In’s two posts about lying headcanons. Also, when I saw the notes and it said animegoil was interested in reading something like this, well I wrote it haha.
Title: Five Lies
Verse: headcanons (others)
Characters/Pairings: Jason, Damian, Dick, Tim, Bruce, Alfred, Steph, Cass, Babs
Rating: Jason
Excerpt: Bruce knows each of his boys lie. He’s taught them...
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On Being Robin (Er... More Headcanons Ahoy!)
Anon asked:
Is there any unofficial right of passage to being Robin?
If you were to ask the boys, they’d say absolutely there is. They’d say, when you work alone with Gordon for the first time. Or cross-dressing for the mission. Saving Batman, instead of vice versa. Getting spat on or maced by the people you’re trying to help. But really, they were all such different Robins....
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⚡ The boys share an odd sort of camaraderie that means they never give each other up to Bruce or Alfred. Whatever happens between them stays between them. This is a lesson Damian learned, and learned hard in his first months at the Manor.
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A Gambit [Drabble]
protagonistically said: Ummm… I’m so terrible at prompts. How about the first time Tim meets Titus? SoHTdsouth. I’m so happy you have writing time!!! <3
Characters: Tim, Bruce, Alfred. Titus.
Pro, I am cheating a bit on your prompt. This isn’t the first time Tim meets Titus, it’s just… how I imagine Tim would treat him whenever he sees him! What angst shh oh god this was...
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On Lying (Headcanons ahoy!)
Anon asked:
How good at lying are the other Batchildren? :)
After I posted this headcanon. I want to make the distinction between “lying” and “keeping civilian IDs a secret”, though. I am talking about other lies that Bruce hasn’t trained them to tell. Damian doesn’t really have the tact to be a good liar. I mean, mostly, he’s a pretty blunt kid, so...
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⚡ Jay has a shit poker face, because as soon as he realises he’s lying convincingly he grins.
He was much worse as a kid.
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⚡ After being tested for autism as a child, Tim went to the public library to research the appropriate amount of time to hold eye-contact. Sometimes, he still catches himself counting seconds. Since then, he’s had a lot of practice hiding his intelligence (because being clever intimidates and alienates people– nobody likes a smart little boy).
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Slipping
anyafishies said:Can we have Tim being hit by Ivy’s pollen, except reactions are not acute and the onset is slow, and now he is constantly more acutely afraid that people around him will be in danger/disappear (Kon, Bart, Bruce, Dick, Jason… even Damian). So he does all he can to protect them and double check on them more than he did already and eventually his body and mind just give...
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A Day Out
gypsydancergirl:
incogneat-oh:
⚡ Damian really doesn’t like crowds. He grew up with very few people around him, and so large groups of people make him very uncomfortable. And no of course I am not afraid, Grayson. I am– I am holding the back of your shirt to maintain my cover as a regular child. And so I do not get lost. But– the first thing.
“Grayson, if you leave me alone here, I will hunt...
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⚡ Damian really doesn’t like crowds. He grew up with very few people around him, and so large groups of people make him very uncomfortable. And no of course I am not afraid, Grayson. I am– I am holding the back of your shirt to maintain my cover as a regular child. And so I do not get lost. But– the first thing.
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⚡ It used to honestly surprise Tim how much Dick cares. There will always be a part of him that sees himself as the tiny kid in the dark with a camera, so he never quite expects Dick to even notice him, never mind actually love him and see him as a part of his family. (Sometimes he almost catches himself geeking out that Dick even knows his name.)
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[ f i c ] The Quirks that Make You | Tim/Dick |...
animegoil:
Based on incogneat-oh’s amazing headcanon: Dick tries to give Tim at least one kiss every day he sees him. Not romantically, just on the cheek or forehead or hair, because he knows there has absolutely not been enough love and affection in Tim’s life. 1500 words, platonic Tim/Dick, and injured!Dick.
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Okay wow everyone go and read this I can’t even–...
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⚡ Dick knows all the gossip of Damian’s grade at school. All of it.
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⚡ All the boys sleep better in the Manor. Because regardless of your personal feelings toward him (yes, Jason, everyone knows), Bruce is safe. He is the safest person in the world next to Alfred, and if you can’t relax and let your guard down around them, then you can’t do it anywhere.
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⚡ Bruce has been known to make his children victims to no shh I’ll tell you if you come closer, it’s a secret AND THEN YELLING REALLY LOUD IN THEIR EARS!!!! It is one of the only things he finds funny, if only because they look so scandalised when it happens.
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⚡ No one ever wants to talk badly of Tim’s parents in front of him. But sometimes, it builds up–- in his quiet shame, his avoidance, the way he looks honest-to-God surprised when anyone acknowledges him–- and usually winds up with Dick stomping around Bruce’s study and swearing about how screwed up he is. Typically, these exchanges end with Dick demanding, “Shit, B, how do we fix...
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Ready To Fly: Movie Night →
tabithian:
Inspired by incogneat-oh’s headcanon from here
Tim doesn’t look up when his window slides open, doesn’t look up when he hears the sound of footsteps - deliberate - coming towards him. He does look up when he hears the sound of a familiar voice.
“Tim.”
Not quite a whine, but he’s sure…
Omg, how is this so adorable?
I adore how Tim tries to protest, but he knows all along...
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⚡ Dick is terrible at watching scary movies. He usually picks someone to snuggle up to (if they’re bigger), or cuddle up with (if they’re smaller). When Dick was 22, Bruce specifically forbade Dick from watching scary movies any more, but it didn’t stop him. Unfortunately for Bruce, this usually means that he will be getting texts for the next few days. (“Bruce what if my...
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⚡ Dick tries to give Tim at least one kiss every day he sees him. Not romantically, just on the cheek or forehead or hair, because he knows there has absolutely not been enough love and affection in Tim’s life. Dick considers himself lucky that he had parents who hugged him for the first 8 years of his life before Bruce, but Tim didn’t even have that. He intends to do the same to...
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Okay! So, the deal with my headcanons: if you are inspired by them/want to use them for something (art/fic), you are more than welcome! I would appreciate a credit, but, more importantly, I want to see the piece! Be sure to link me, especially if I don’t follow you~
The other deal with my headcanons is, uh. If it’s a headcanon and not a fic, it generally means that there isn’t...
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⚡ It took Tim a long time to believe Dick, when he first started saying “Love you, little brother”. He thought it was a kind lie, to the boy in his colours, the boy who had followed him his whole life. The boy who was so obvious in his hero-worship. So he used to nod and smile and ignore the dull ache inside. But one day (he forgets exactly when), he started to believe it. His smiles...
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⚡ There is a whiteboard on the fridge in Wayne Manor. Alfred, when leaving messages, signs it as “-Alfred”, or, sometimes “A”, while Bruce (both times he has ever used the whiteboard) signs with a “B”. Everyone else, though, signs it according to their hero ID. Damian with the “R”, Jason with a skull and crossbones (he thinks he’s funny), and...
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⚡ Tim cries in his sleep often. Not sobbing, just quiet, near-constant tears. Alfred, Bruce and Dick all know this, and it makes Bruce sad and Dick angry. Alfred, for his part, usually just sighs and adjusts the covers.
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Untitled drabble
Characters: Bart and Tim.
This was my first DC fic;; I only found it yesterday (it’s almost a year old;;), and I figured I may as well post it haha. It’s mostly just, er, adorable, because I had just started reading YJ (which got me into comics), and Bart is the single most precious thing that’s ever happened.
(I know I haven’t written anything in a while, so thanks for...
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…When you write a fanmail to someone and realise you are a crazy person.
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A Dumb Thing About Shipping
My top ships: Bruce/not being a shitty parent Dick/cuddles Jason/food Tim/being loved Damian/kawaii [[MORE]] OKAY but no, in all seriousness. I am not much of a shipper because I am asexual, and generally pairings are written just for the porn. So I tend to be pretty picky. First, though, I want to make it really, really, REALLY clear that all the ranting below is my PERSONAL feelings! I am not...
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⚡ “Say, Bruce? Tim listens to you, right?” “Occasionally. Why.” “Would you tell him to please hug me more? It’s like pulling teeth to get an itty bitty cuddle, lately.” “…Leave now.”
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⚡ When Tim was young, he used to hide under beds and in cupboards. This made it okay that no one was there, because no one else could fit, so it was practically his choice to be alone. This was a habit he more or less stopped after he was 9, but he did it again for the first time in years when Dick picked Damian. (So it wouldn’t matter that he was alone again.)
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⚡ Colin loves Damian’s big brothers. They’re always cool and really nice, and Colin always manages to guilt Damian when he says, “I wish I had brothers”, all wide-eyed and sincere. It usually makes Damian feel bad for approximately 16 seconds before he goes right back to “they’re not my brothers!”
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⚡ It sometimes makes Dick sad that he can’t make Tim blush so easily as he used to.
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⚡ Bruce has a text saved to his phone from when Tim was Robin. Dick sent it after a few months of radio silence. It reads: Be nicer to Tim. God knows he’s earned it. Bruce keeps it as a reminder.
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⚡ Tim talks to animals like they’re people. Though he has been known to occasionally miaow at cats.
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⚡ Tim is allergic to the spirit glue they use for masks. Bruce didn’t find out about it until Tim had been Robin for a few weeks and Alfred made him take off the mask in the Cave. Bruce changed the compound of the glue, and Tim felt like a failure.
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⚡ Jack Drake hit Tim twice in his life. No one knows about it, but if they did, Tim would deny it was child abuse to his very last breath.
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⚡ Dick is pretty okay with his family bonding over making fun of him. He’s happy to be the butt of jokes if it mostly means everyone’s getting along.
Anonymous asked: gypsydancergirl here: I intend to redo this with pencils and some actual shading, but it looked like you could use a boost. There's a new piece of art based on your headcanon of Tim's nighttime rounds in my deviantART gallery. It's called "Left-Over Paranoia."
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[[MORE]]
I try not to use this as a personal blog but I’ve been crying so much I’ve started dry-retching. And there’s no one I can talk to.
I just want to curl up someplace warm and hide and never come out. Ever again.
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⚡ The boys often debate over who should give Bruce bad news and why. (“You’ve known him longest”, “You’re his biological child!” etc) By unspoken agreement, Tim is always left out of this– sans the one time when Jason said something along the lines of “You tell him, Babybird. He feels guilty he doesn’t love you”. He meant it light-heartedly,...
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⚡ Jason spent a whole evening convincing Damian that “Badonkadonk” was a legitimate nickname of Dick’s. When Damian used it, Dick laughed until he cried.
Anonymous asked: The askbox is not friendly to links, but the fanart is on my deviantART account under the name gypsydancergirl. I'm also posting it on livejournal under the same name. Thank you so much for allowing me to work with your ideas; I very much enjoyed the opportunity, and I hope to do a few more as they're all so perfect.
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⚡ Each of the boys is sure Bruce loves the others more than him.
April 2012
50 posts
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⚡ Selina’s favourite one of Bruce’s boys depends on who she has seen last. Bruce finds this very amusing.