May 2013
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Guys, Pro is so amazing.
I don’t think you understand.
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So, no judgement here please. But I am making a really irresponsible purchase.
And there is something super cool that I could purchase, that is useless but beautiful. And it’s down from $80 to $40, but it’s like… $30 extra shipping (the shipping is already $86, ugh) and IT’S A LOT OF MONEY FOR SOMETHING USELESS BUT IT’S SO PRETTY AND I WORRY I’LL REGRET NOT...
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⚡ Dick only recently figured out why Bruce used to send him home whenever Selina showed up on patrol.
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I’m so indecisive.
I have 3 short fic ideas I want to write, but I can’t decide so I keep writing nothing.
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⚡ Jason lets Damian win at arm-wrestles.
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I’m still behind on responding to things, but I’m getting there. It’s probably for the best I have to go out now, haha. Wouldn’t want to flood your dashboards any more for a bit :D
midnightjaybird asked: Headcanon - I imagine that Dick has a fan with bat wing blades on it in his bedroom at his apartment. Alfred got it for him partly as a joke and partly because he wanted Dick to remember his family. By the way I love your writing. Just Like You is the first fanfiction I started to followed. I can't wait to see how it end.
kiwirainbowstorm asked: Based on your cold!Jason Headcannon: while his personality is rather extreme, Jason is far from comfortable in the extremes (though he'll never admit it, fuckers). Cold reminds him of his days on the street where he could never get himself warm enough, and deserts remind him of that one millisecond of burning heat before he died. But he deals because he's the motherfucking Red Hood and...
Anonymous asked: Here's a headcanon I made up, just now, just for you. Ignore if rubbish: Bruce hid a tracker in all of Tim's shoes. He ALWAYS knows where his son is at. He just doesn't know what to say to him.
Anonymous asked: Headcanon: Woe betide the naive waiter or waitress who offers Damian a children's menu or, heaven forbid, a booster seat. The Waynes have been barred from more than one restaurant after Damian has fully expressed his outrage at this condescension.
Anonymous asked: Re: your headcanon about Damian's height complex - Damian is a little small for his age and has to wear smaller-sized clothing, like size 8. Alfred has to cut out and/or replace the tags in Damian's clothing with size 10 so he doesn't throw a fit every time he gets dressed.
tigrislupa asked: The reason Tim has such a large collection of things with other superheroes' logos on them is because when Tim first started as Robin, Bruce didn't care enough to discourage or prevent it like he did with the other boys.
Anonymous asked: Precious Neat-oh, what are your thoughts on each of the Batfam's favorite ice cream flavors?
cr1mson5thestranger asked: Headcanon: Tim has a very vague memory, from when he was sick with the Clench, of Alfred wrapping him up in a soft, warm blanket. He's not sure what blanket it was, or if he just dreamed it, but Alfred knows exactly which one it was. It was the quilt that used to be on Bruce's bed, back when Bruce was eight years old.
cr1mson5thestranger asked: How well do you think the Batkids sing? (Not counting Jason, because we all know his voice is seriously fucking amazing.)
les-eaux asked: I'm in love with you so here's a headcanon: Dick sleeps naked on silk sheets. It's a habit he got from Bruce, though Bruce wears clothes now that he has all these annoying kids in his house, but the first time Dick climbed in with him it.. felt so.. so nice.. And that's the story of why Dick sprawls and rolls and fidgets in his sleep. Because silk. Always silk.
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My last 3 meals have been pizza.
Whoops.
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⚡ Damian is still pretty sure Dick is mostly being sarcastic.
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⚡ Jason likes to joke he has “more guts” than Tim. But only since finding out about his spleen.
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⚡ Dick and Bruce have the terrible habit of being close-talkers and face-touchers, especially with each other.
(Alfred calls them “a soap-opera and a half”.)
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⚡ Jason and Alfred’s hugs go on just long enough that it’s awkward.
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I sort of love the idea of Tim and Jason stocking each other’s places with groceries, when the other one isn’t doing well.
Like… Tim is seriously overworked and he had a really nasty run-in on patrol with Bruce and Damian, and the kid was a total shit and he hasn’t really been coping. And one day he comes home half-dead with exhaustion from WE, and his fridge and cupboard...
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⚡ Clark hopes to one day eavesdrop casually on the Manor and hear, “When is Uncle Clark coming over? We haven’t seen him in ages!”
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mother effing supernatural spoilers
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⚡ One Halloween, both Dick and Tim went dressed as Bill Murray’s character from Ghostbusters. It was entirely by accident.
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⚡ Bruce finds the boys in foreign cities by tracking them, and typically shows up unannounced.
Alfred, though, just hops on a plane to the appropriate city, then sends a text message along the lines of, My flight is set to arrive at 2.45 tomorrow. I will be at the baggage claim shortly after.
It’s never failed.
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⚡ Jason frequently misuses conversational Spanish.
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⚡ Dick makes up all song lyrics he doesn’t know. It doesn’t ever stop him from singing along.
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Okaay ladies and g’s, I’m going away for a few days.
I will be back by Friday, but I doubt I’ll have internet access. I have queued up some headcanons though.
I hope you all have a good week! <3
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⚡ Tim has secretly always wanted a Jason-hug.
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Invincible [Drabble]
Meeya <3
Tim + Kon bonding. References to canon death, and other characters.
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It’s been too long since Kon’s seen his best friend. So, while today seems like a kind of stupid, morbid reason to hang out, it’s still a reason to see Tim. And he’ll take it.
Tim’s sitting at the kitchen counter when he enters the Tower, scrolling absently on his phone....
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what a shitty day
like
wow
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protagonistically:
*casually crying about Tim and Jason and how they should have lunch/dinner/midnight burger dates*
MAN OKAY YES and there’s a new and super fancy restaurant opened in the middle of Gotham city and it’s expensive and impossible to get a reservation. And it’s only been open for a week and of course Tim can get them in. And it’s not a date, because they...
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⚡ “Bruce– Bruce shit, there’s. There’s someone in my apartment– he–”
“Dick?!”
“He’s really… handsome, Bruce–”
“Dick hang on I’m on my way–”
“Whoops, false alarm. The handsome man is me. I keep forgetting that pesky mirror on the wall.”
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<3
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⚡ Tim knows the locations of all late-night bathrooms in Gotham city. He has a chart with star-ratings for cleanliness.
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ALSO AN UPDATE FOR THOSE CURIOUS:
No spider-powers presenting yet. But the scratch is kind of gross.
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⚡ Dick signs just about any correspondence to his family with kisses at the end. Even as Nightwing.
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⚡ In company, Bruce refers to his children as ‘the peanut gallery’.
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secretinternetbox replied to your post: Do tell if you become spiderwoman! (Sorry about your scratch though, mentally sending you feel better hugs)
I’m a professional amateur thank you very much. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU WOULDN’T LET ME TO THE COLIN TO YOUR DAMIAN? THE GANKE TO YOUR MILES?!
by that do you mean you want people to write and draw uncomfortably erotic things about us, or that...
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Anonymous asked: Do tell if you become spiderwoman! (Sorry about your scratch though, mentally sending you feel better hugs)
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⚡ Aside from being the documented Worst Cook Ever, there’s another reason Bruce isn’t allowed in the kitchen. He’s too tall, and he puts everything on the highest shelves in the tallest cupboards.
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⚡ Dick yells “PLOT TWIST” whenever anything remotely surprising happens.
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⚡ Jason is listed in Dick’s phone as ‘Captain of the Assholes’.
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⚡ Dick was the kid who slept with all his toys, so none of them would feel left out.
