Ready, Aim, Fire!

⚡ Jason lets Damian win at arm-wrestles.

I’m still behind on responding to things, but I’m getting there. It’s probably for the best I have to go out now, haha. Wouldn’t want to flood your dashboards any more for a bit :D 

midnightjaybird asked: Headcanon - I imagine that Dick has a fan with bat wing blades on it in his bedroom at his apartment. Alfred got it for him partly as a joke and partly because he wanted Dick to remember his family. By the way I love your writing. Just Like You is the first fanfiction I started to followed. I can't wait to see how it end.

aAAAaaaAaa that’s really cute. He’d just lie there half-asleep and smile because he’s thinking of Bruce and Alfred, omg.

kiwirainbowstorm asked: Based on your cold!Jason Headcannon: while his personality is rather extreme, Jason is far from comfortable in the extremes (though he'll never admit it, fuckers). Cold reminds him of his days on the street where he could never get himself warm enough, and deserts remind him of that one millisecond of burning heat before he died. But he deals because he's the motherfucking Red Hood and he's can do whatever the hell he wants.

Aaaa that is depressing. 

I personally think that Jason doesn’t reaaaally feel the cold any more? Like. He’s kind of huge. And buff. Plus I think he tends to have a lil bit of chub (just a tiny bit, like, on his belly– Alfred and chilidogs are the culprit), but I think when he was a kid, particularly on the streets, he would get super cold all of the time. And I think he’d burrow under Bruce’s arm on cold nights at the Manor, and also on patrol. 

I think he’d mostly get listless in the heat though. Like. Lie down on the sofa in a tank and shorts, and just yell “IT’S HOT” occasionally. Jason wilts like the precious flower he is. 

Anonymous asked: Here's a headcanon I made up, just now, just for you. Ignore if rubbish: Bruce hid a tracker in all of Tim's shoes. He ALWAYS knows where his son is at. He just doesn't know what to say to him.

/lies down

Anonymous asked: Headcanon: Woe betide the naive waiter or waitress who offers Damian a children's menu or, heaven forbid, a booster seat. The Waynes have been barred from more than one restaurant after Damian has fully expressed his outrage at this condescension.

OH MY GOD. And I bet Dick always says yes to the colouring book and pencils. Then uses them himself, all the while being like “See Dami? Isn’t this fun?”

I CAN ALSO IMAGINE ONE TIME, WHERE THE FAMILY ALL ORDER CHILDREN’S MEALS JUST TO THOROUGHLY BEWILDER DAMIAN. LIKE, HIM SITTING THERE AND EATING HIS MEDIUM-RARE FILET MIGNON, AND BRUCE, DICK, TIM AND ALFRED ALL EATING VARIATIONS ON CHICKEN NUGGETS AND FRIES, COMPLETE WITH BABY-BOTTLES OF SOFT DRINK

Anonymous asked: Re: your headcanon about Damian's height complex - Damian is a little small for his age and has to wear smaller-sized clothing, like size 8. Alfred has to cut out and/or replace the tags in Damian's clothing with size 10 so he doesn't throw a fit every time he gets dressed.

OMG LMAO. AND HE WRITES IN A WHITE FABRIC PEN ON THE INSOLES OF DAMI’S SHOES TO SAY THEY’RE A SIZE BIGGER THAN THEY ARE. 

tigrislupa asked: The reason Tim has such a large collection of things with other superheroes' logos on them is because when Tim first started as Robin, Bruce didn't care enough to discourage or prevent it like he did with the other boys.

The tiniest stalker! And aww man, this is bleak and sad. Lil Robin!Tim so much on the fringes, that Bruce barely notices what he does and doesn’t wear. ;__;

Anonymous asked: Precious Neat-oh, what are your thoughts on each of the Batfam's favorite ice cream flavors?

Haha! Okay, imo…

Dick likes all the flavours. He likes all the plain ones and all the fancy ones and all kinds of sorbets and also big-ass sundaes with whipped cream and nuts and topping and bits of strawberry. If asked, he will answer “chocolate”.

Jason is neapolitan. No question.

Tim likes vanilla, and pistachio. Also he sometimes has a half-pint of B&Js Chunky Monkey hidden in the back of his freezer.

Damian never really ate ice-cream until recently, but he’s offended by the question because what is he, a child? He loves strawberry the best, but pretends it’s chocolate because he heard Dick say it was his favourite. 

cr1mson5thestranger asked: Headcanon: Tim has a very vague memory, from when he was sick with the Clench, of Alfred wrapping him up in a soft, warm blanket. He's not sure what blanket it was, or if he just dreamed it, but Alfred knows exactly which one it was. It was the quilt that used to be on Bruce's bed, back when Bruce was eight years old.

CR1M MY HEART JUST BROKE AND IT HURT omg, I wonder if it’s like. The comfort quilt.

Alfred has used that quilt to comfort a few generations of sick or broken-hearted boys.